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The Ink-stained Webmaster

Hello, my name's Elliot! I am a male NEET living in America.

I created a neocities to express myself, and more importantly, feed into my own ego. I'm now redoing the entire site in a desperate vanity project. This site was created in early 2023, and has gone through a lot of changes in its year of existence. Most notably, we've gone through 3 site domains. The one we're on now is 'cause the domain was pretty cheap and it sounded kinda cool. Since I'm a NEET, I'm dedicating a LOT of my time to this site, so I hope you guys will like it. Right now, it's pretty barebones, but I'm hoping to expand the site again.

Fun facts about me:

  1. I can't die.
  2. Though I am a NEET, my secret night job is catboy.
  3. I won "Most Likely to Take Over the World" as a high school superlative.


I have a lot of varying interests. My two favourite things are videogame related: the Persona series and the 3ds console (and by extension, homebrew). I also love linguistics (I'm a linguistics major!) and psychology. Click on the dropdowns to see more interests of mine!

  • Cats!
  • Common genet
  • Ping-pong tree sponge
  • Axolotl
  • Bullsnake
  • SpyxFamily
  • Black Butler (I know it's cringe, but the story's actually really good. Not the anime, but the manga.)
  • Fairy Tail (same deal as Black Butler)
  • Sailor Moon (I need to read the manga)
  • Yuri on Ice

I'm making a page dedicated to this in the Mansion tab. Keep your eyes out, for it's coming soon! Ahhh!

Food & Drink
  • Curry
  • Hot Pot
  • La Croix
  • Boba, obviously
  • Earl Grey
  • Any medium rare beef
  • Sushi

This is a page where I'm writing down all the games I own. Not yet updated to account for my new hacked 3ds!

  • Knitting
  • Crocheting
  • Piano, violin, and guitar (badly)
  • Music Composition
  • Journaling/Scrapbooking
  • Conlanging
  • Visual Art (traditional & digital)
  • Clock Collection
  • Sewing & Embroidery
Music I mostly listen to video game OSTs, Will Wood-esque music, and Japanese fusion jazz like Casiopea.

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